Woman

Woman
Wooo-man!
Where is my fruit
That doesn’t suit
Me well.

Karen
Kaaa-ren!
She’s not one of those
She wears different clothes
She has short
Hair

Jane get me off this crazy thing
Called love.

(Leave the candle burning.)

© Timothy E. Wahlstrom, August 24, 2022

In the fashion of Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer, why Alan Arken did NOT get any billing in the credits and otherwise is beyond my comprehension.