Yellow Dogbedder 
(Parody of Pearl Jam, Yellow Ledbetter)

Unawakened 
Once a pup,  on a dogbed laid
Then you said, I don’t wanna leave him again.
Once I took him, on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand, I don’t twanna leave it again

On a weekend
Wanna wish it all away, yeah
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And that I’ll call out again
And the reason oughta leave him calm, I know
I said, I don’t want to know whether I’m the puppy or the bed

Oh, yeah
Can you see them?
Out on the porch
Yeah, but they don’t pet me
I see them
‘Round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know
I just wanna stay
Makes me cry

I see
I don’t know, there’s something else
I wanna run it all away
I said
I don’t, I don’t know whether I was the puppy or the bed

Oh, yeah
Can you see them?
Out on the porch
Yeah, but they don’t pet me
I see them
‘Round the front way, yeah
And I know Know
I don’t wanna stay at all

I don’t wanna stay
I don’t wanna stay
I don’t wanna stay, I don’t
Sit
Yeah

© Timothy E. Wahlstrom, October 3, 2022